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Frenchman’s Ass Creates Image of Jesus

In lol, sightings, stupid people on March 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm

Providence Reveals Itself Through the Medium of Ass Grooves

In a church on the French Indian Ocean, the faithful had seen an apparition of Jesus in the folds of a cushion. The news of this “miracle” quickly spread throughout eastern Saint-Andre’s Cambustion district, and lead to an influx of onlookers hoping to get a few moments alone with the butt-print.

First, that barely even looks like face. So the idea that its recognizable as Jesus is ridiculous. Furthermore, are you telling me that the “Son of God” can’t do anything about the massive nose? Jesus must have had one nasally voice.

  1. I want to make a Jesus and sell tickets and souvenirs! Seriously! There are so many TRILLIONS of dollars to be made in the Jesus Industry thanks to thousands of years of Christian violence, propaganda, and morons like this who will pay real cash in exchange for a few precious moments alone with a butt-print, cinnamon roll, rock formation, or WHATEVER/WHEREVER Jesus decides to show his face next! LOL Think Walmart+Starbucks+McDonalds+Crack! And with free advertising on every dollar bill, I’d invest in THAT franchise!! Wouldn’t you?

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