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More From the Unlicensed, Welfare Reciptient Plumber, Not Really Named Joe

In Intolerance, kooks on May 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm

Samuel Wurzelbacher: I Would Never Let Queers Near My Children

Showing that famous tolerance we’ve all come to expect from the right (and Christians), “Joe the Plumber” said the following in an interview with (surprise) Christianity Today.

“I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them anywhere near my children. But at the same time, they’re people, and they’re going to do their thing.”

I’m sure Joe really doesn’t have any homosexual friends, as who would allow themselves to be degraded in such a way? Imagine Sam the Fraud, err, Joe the Plumber, delicately and tactfully addressing the issue with his alleged friend. “Yer my type of fella, but stay your perverted, hell bound ass away from my brood.” Joe added, “Git-R-Done”. Earlier in the same quote Joe said that is you look in the dictionary, queer means unusual, or strange, so his use of the word isn’t offensive.

“People don’t understand the dictionary–it’s called queer. Queer means strange and unusual. It’s not like a slur, like you would call a white person a honky or something like that.”

Any white person who is offended when called a honky is an asshole. I am white, and the entire country is built around and for people like me. I know I have every possible advantage over a minority, but you better not call me honky! Never mind that white America has come up with racial slurs for every possible outside group, honky is just taking too far. I will not live like a king while others live in ghettos and be called a honky, it’s just not going to happen. Moving along..

Joe went on to say that he wouldn’t run for public office until his intolerant, violent, hypocritical god told him to.

God hasn’t said, ‘Joe, I want you to run.’ I feel more important to just encourage people to get involved, one way or another. If I can inspire some leaders, that would be great.” Joe added: “I don’t know if I want to be a leader.”

  1. Why do people CARE about this asshole?

  2. Yeah……Joe the Plumber……I am sure millions of gays around the world are jerking off at the sight of his shapely white ass.

    Beast FCD

  3. I agree Ing, let’s ignore this idiotic philistine piece of predictable right-wing shit. Seriously why did we latch onto this so hard? Anyone who’s heard him spew out more than 2 sentences can predict what he has to say on ANY issue. Actually, a local radio station where I live called him on the air and instead of asking him political stuff, they spent the whole time hammering him with questions about disgusting toilet-related menutia. It was funny.

  4. @ Sparrowhawk

    That seems oddly appropriate. I guess people latched on to him cause he got one damning? sound bite from Obama.

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