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BREAKING NEWS: Berthers R Dum

In conspiracy, kooks, politics, POTUS, stupid people on October 30, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Birthers believe everything they hear on Coast to Coast.

Via Huffington Post:

[…] According to their answers, birthers are less educated, watch more TV, and read fewer books than non-birthers.

Some 43 percent of them have never traveled outside of their home country. They’re 24 percent more likely to speak only a single language. They are 63% less likely to have ever owned a passport.

A third of them didn’t vote in the last presidential election. Forty-four percent of them believe that the Big Bang didn’t really happen and 47 percent don’t believe in global warming. Birthers are also 19 percent more likely to believe in UFOs and alien visits to earth and 50 percent more likely to believe in alien abductions. […]

I refuse to believe it; everyone knows that conspiracy theorists are the real heroes. This is just the mainstream media trying to keep the public from discovering what we enlightened already know. The President of the United States is an illegal Muslim immigrant, whose life goal is the complete destruction of western civilization.

If these people didn’t bring us the ‘facts’ that ‘they’ don’t want us to know, as a society we might continue to believe ridiculous hoaxes like the moon landing, evolution, and cosmology. Thankfully, they came forward, and relegated such ideas to the fringe.

It took the insight, bravery, and wisdom of a college student to expose 9/11 for what it was, a perfectly planned, executed, and covered up attack by the United States government on its people for reasons that aren’t quite clear (or at least agreed on). If only President Bush had used the same people responsible for 9/11 to plan the Iraq war, we would have been out of there in weeks instead of years. While it is true that so-called ‘experts’ and ‘scientists’ have debunked the Loose Change video countless times, but those ‘experts’ are just pawns in the grander conspiracy.

Occam’s razor is unsettled science! Archimedes was a homosexual!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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Atheists Pull the Old Switcheroo

In atheism, lol, sightings on October 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

“This melon blows my tomato out of the water. It’s a full sentence, punctuation and everything!”

Update: Man Who Ran Over "Too Westernized" Daughter Caught

In religion, religion of peace, updates, Violence, womens' issues on October 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Related: AZ Man Ran Over His Daughter for Rejecting Iraqi “Values”

Story via ABC News:

A 10-day manhunt ended when police arrested an Iraqi immigrant accused of running over his 20-year-old daughter to punish her for becoming “too Westernized” and rebuffing the conservative ways he valued.

Faleh Hassan Almaleki, 48, fled from Peoria, Ariz on Oct. 20. He was arrested by U.S. marshalls in Atalanta when he arrived at the airport there, according to the Associated Press.

His daugher Noor Faleh Almaleki, 20, remains hospitalized in critical condition after her father hit the young woman and her boyfriend’s mother with his Jeep Cherokee on Oct. 20 in the parking lot of theDepartment of Economic Development in Peoria.

Noor Faleh Almaleki is in “life-threatening condition,” Peoria Police spokesman Mike Tellef told ABCNews.com last week soon after the incident.

Chimps Mourn a Friend; Show Empathy and Respect

In animal rights, evolution, Science on October 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm

This picture gave me goosebumps. It is both sad and beautiful.

Story and picture via The Telegraph:

Speaking about Dorothy [the dead chimp], Miss Szczupider, 30, said the chimp was a “prominent figure” within a group of about 25 chimps.

“Chimps are not silent. They are gregarious, loud, vocal creatures, usually with relatively short attention spans”, she said.

“But they could not take their eyes off Dorothy, and their silence, more than anything, spoke volumes.”

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Fuck You, Dolphin!

In animal rights, lol, neanderthals on October 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm

South Park’s Take On Japanese Barbarism

Stewart Lampoons Senates Democrats; The Traitor Lieberman

In healthcare, lol, politics on October 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
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Jesus Spotted in Dogs Ass

In lol, sightings on October 28, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Is there anywhere Jesus won’t go?

Jesus 2009

In kooks, lol, religion on October 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm

Not Surprising for a Christian

In lol, religion on October 28, 2009 at 10:02 pm

“This is the first time, I swear!”

Indeed

In healthcare, politics, POTUS on October 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm