A Blog of Reason From a Godless Liberal

Alabama Christians See Jesus in Church Door

In kooks, lol, religion, sightings on October 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Once again, anytime a pattern can be said to resemble a face (or not at all), it always has to be divine. The architect of the universe has already revealed himself in frying pan grease, half-eaten candy, a bloody wound, an ass groove, and a litany of other absurd places. We see today that a wooden door certainly isn’t off limits to our omnipotent deity on days when he just wants to be noticed.

Picture found here, at the blog of some guy who calls himself a doctor, but isn’t.

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  1. To me it looks like a common characture of a "crazy Muslim." It seems Christians will worship anything from the Middle East if it shows up on a church door.

  2. Looks more like Treebeard from The Lord of the Rings. Definitely Entish. Maybe they slaughered Ents while logging for veneer woods.

  3. BRW, this church is about ten or fifteen miles from my house.

  4. I see Jafar from Disney's "Aladdin." Either these Christians think Jesus looks like a classic Disney villain, or they worship Michael Eisner. Either way, I'm worried.

  5. ITS SAD SOME PEOPLE ARE SO DISMISSIVE OF JESUS. WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES YOU'LL ALL BE LEFT BEHIND.

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