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Junkie: Jesus is Trying to Frame Me!

In kooks, lol, religion, stupid people on November 10, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Via Godless Blogger

Original Story @ UPI.com

LOUISVILLE, Ky., Nov. 10 (UPI) — Police in Kentucky said a man found with drug paraphernalia claimed he was set up by someone at the highest level of power: Jesus Christ.

Louisville police said officers performing a home check on Craig Dunn, 52, who is on home incarceration for a parole violation, discovered a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with burns and possible drug residue, WLKY-TV, Louisville, Ky., reported Tuesday.

Police said Dunn told them Jesus was attempting to set him up and was the probable owner of the items.

Dunn is facing a drug paraphernalia charge, police said.

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  1. Think about it. Look at this guy. He's a white guy with long hair (dreads maybe??), a scruffy beard, ALWAYS wears sandals and wears linen. There's no way Jesus isn't a pothead. Sorry.

    I mean…think back to the fig-tree story from the gospels. What could possibly make someone so bummed out at a fig tree not having figs on it?

    Answer: The munchies.

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