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Junkie: Jesus is Trying to Frame Me!

In kooks, lol, religion, stupid people on November 10, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Via Godless Blogger

Original Story @ UPI.com

LOUISVILLE, Ky., Nov. 10 (UPI) — Police in Kentucky said a man found with drug paraphernalia claimed he was set up by someone at the highest level of power: Jesus Christ.

Louisville police said officers performing a home check on Craig Dunn, 52, who is on home incarceration for a parole violation, discovered a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with burns and possible drug residue, WLKY-TV, Louisville, Ky., reported Tuesday.

Police said Dunn told them Jesus was attempting to set him up and was the probable owner of the items.

Dunn is facing a drug paraphernalia charge, police said.


Venn Diagram

In lol, religion on November 6, 2009 at 8:49 pm

Obama Does Thriller

In lol, POTUS on November 4, 2009 at 11:27 pm

Fucking Epic.

Atheists Pull the Old Switcheroo

In atheism, lol, sightings on October 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

“This melon blows my tomato out of the water. It’s a full sentence, punctuation and everything!”

Fuck You, Dolphin!

In animal rights, lol, neanderthals on October 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm

South Park’s Take On Japanese Barbarism

Stewart Lampoons Senates Democrats; The Traitor Lieberman

In healthcare, lol, politics on October 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
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Jesus Spotted in Dogs Ass

In lol, sightings on October 28, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Is there anywhere Jesus won’t go?

Jesus 2009

In kooks, lol, religion on October 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm

Not Surprising for a Christian

In lol, religion on October 28, 2009 at 10:02 pm

“This is the first time, I swear!”

Catholics Upset Over Sunday’s Curb Your Enthusiasm

In kooks, lol, religion, sightings on October 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm

If you missed Sunday’s Curb, this is what ‘them crazy Catholics’ are in a huff about.

The Catholic League Blasted Curb on Monday saying:

Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on last night’s episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the HBO show where Larry David plays himself:

Mention Larry David in a word association game and “Seinfeld” rolls off the lips. That show, which David created, wrote and produced, was brilliant. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” is not. Indeed, last night’s episode demonstrates that David’s best years are behind him. He ought to quit while he’s ahead.

At one point in the show, David goes to the bathroom in a Catholic home and splatters urine on a picture of Jesus; he doesn’t clean it off. Then a Catholic woman goes to the bathroom, sees the picture and concludes that Jesus is crying. She then summons her equally stupid mother and the two of them fall to their knees in prayer. When David and Jerry Seinfeld (playing himself) are asked if they ever experienced a miracle, David answers, “every erection is a miracle.” That’s what passes for creativity these days.

Was Larry David always this crude? Would he think it comedic if someone urinated on a picture of his mother? This might be fun to watch, but since HBO only likes to dump on Catholics (it was just a couple of weeks ago that Sarah Silverman insulted Catholics on “Real Time with Bill Maher”), and David is Jewish, we’ll never know.

“Then a Catholic woman goes to the bathroom, sees the picture and concludes that Jesus is crying. She then summons her equally stupid mother and the two of them fall to their knees in prayer.”

Really Bill, you think they are stupid? Are you not aware that Christians see miracles in randomness almost constantly? Their reaction is completely in

character with what any devout, I-see-Jesus-in-an-ass-groove, believer would do.

Furthermore Bill, you suck.

UPDATE: Jesus Spotted in Dog’s Ass – I’m Not Kidding.